Guaranteed    to make you smile..... Especially since it's a true story.  
 
On july    20, 1969, as commander of the apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong 
  was the first person to set foot on the moon. 
  His first words after stepping on the moon, "that's one small step 
  for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to earth and heard    by millions. 
 But just    before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark 
  "good luck, mr. Gorsky." 
 
Many people    at NASA though it was a casual remark concerning some 
  rival soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no gorsky in 
  either the russian or american space programs. 
 Over the    years many people questioned armstrong as to what the "good 
  luck, mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but armstrong always just smiled. 
 On july    5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions 
  following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to armstrong.    
 This time    he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil 
  Armstrong felt he could answer the question. 
 In 1938    when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing 
  baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, 
 which    landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. 
 his neighbors    were mr. And mrs.gorsky. As he leaned down to pick 
  up the ball, young armstrong heard mrs. Gorsky shouting at mr. Gorsky. 
  "Sex! You want sex? You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the    moon!"...
 
 True story.